fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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