I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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