Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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