Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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