Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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