with your own penis?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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