Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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