I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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