Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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