We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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