I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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