Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I believe in your delicious
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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