ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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