Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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