I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
