I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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