This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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