Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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