Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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