Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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