He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
