they need to just BURY HIM!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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