You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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