toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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