I like my sex mixed with concussions.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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