I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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