hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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