Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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