Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I forget how to act sober
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