I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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