You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
