at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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