Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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