How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I will pee on everything he values.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I touched a dick in church today
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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