Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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