She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize