Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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