now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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