It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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