Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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