I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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