Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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