and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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