I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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