i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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