Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert

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(858): View more from California

I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.

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(410): View more from Maryland

this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way

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(905): View more from Ontario

No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf

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(301): View more from Maryland

Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.

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(707): View more from California

I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.

(1-707): View more from California

Put down the everclear and go to bed.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat

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(843): View more from South Carolina

YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!

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