i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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