I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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