I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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