i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
