I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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