So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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