you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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