There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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