I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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