How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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